Chapter 2
: Last chapter...stuff happened. Get off
your lazy butt and go read chapter 1. Now on to chapter 2!
:
*is riding on chocobos*
: *pulls up beside Terra* Hey, uh...you wanna...
: Hey Edgar! Wh, whew!
: Shut up! MUDDLE!
: Duh...look at me! I’m Sabin!
: *runs his chocobo off a cliff screaming
his previous line all the way down. By the time he hits the bottom, everone
else is so sick of hearing his line they all go insane. But Gildess can’t
have that, so he brings Sabin back and makes everone else sane.*
: Did I come back to life at a bad time?
: Let’s see...Cyan’s off chasing comets with
his mind...
: La de da...
: Celes is trying to kill Locke and I know
is going to end up bringing Kefka home to play...It’s always a bad time
for you to be alive.
: That’s it! BUM RUSH!
: *passes out*
: Hey! SKETCH!
: MIMIC!
: *passes out*
: Thanks Gogo.
: MIMIC!
: *passes out*
: If Gogo keeps this up we’ll all be dead
soon.
: MIMIC!
: REFLECT!
: *passes out*
: Good ridence.
: *walks in* Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!
: Oh no...I say! Do shut up damnit!
: Thou! Thou!
: QUADRA SLAM!
: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! *passes out*
: LIFE 2!
: *stands up* Wow! You love me don’t you?
: ULTI...
: Okay! Okay! Sheesh!
: Well...that was a fine bit of s***, wasn't
it?
:
*rides on to the Fanatics’ Tower where Locke and Celes were running up
and down the tower. They weren’t sure who was chassing who.*
: I knew you’de come after me!
: I’m gonna rip out your intestines like
spaghetti!
: Sure thing baby!
*MASTER OF MAGIC appaers in front of Celes* Ha ha ha ha ha!
: Shut the hell up! ULTIMA!
*MASTER OF MAGIC dies*
: *runs up and opens the chest and shows
Celes the Gem Box*
: Ooo! For me?
: *kicks Celes into the chest, locks it and
swallows the key and runs down the tower.*
: Hmm...It’s dark in here. WARP!
: *Celes appears in front of him at the bottom
of the tower* Huh?
: Thanks Locke. The gem box you gave me is
perfect for double spells! ULTIMA! ULTIMA!
: *passes out*
: That settles that. I did what I wanted.
: *walks by singing* Da, da, da...
: I hate that song! ULTIMA!
: *passes out*
: *walks in* Kupopo! DUSK REQUIRM! SNARE!
: *disappears through the portal*
: Will Locke stay dead this time? Will Celes
get what she wants? Will we ever know who was chasing who? More to come
in Chapter 3!
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