Chapter 3

Chapter 3

: Ooo! Ooo! Me Gau! Last chapter...me forget. Better go read!

: Look. It's obvious we're not telling you want happens last chapter, so go read them!

: Oh, alright. First chapter, Locke broke the chambermaid's good china trying to catch Celes. She summoned Bahamut...

: That's me! *farrrrrrrrrrt* Ah. Excuse me. Too much beans.

: Damnit! Can we go through one ****en chapter without you ****en farting?!

: Terra!

: Anyway, he didn't kill Locke. Next chapter, Celes chased Locke up and down the Fanatics' Tower, killed the Master of Magic (thank God!) and tried to kill Locke. Personally, I don't think he can be killed. Anyway, on with chapter 3! Chapter 3

: Let's face it. Locke just can't be killed.

: God damnit! Bahamut you *$$ wipe! Get back here so I can slap you across the ****en face!

: Kupopopopopopopopopopopopopopo!

: What the hell did that have to do with the story? Gildess is an idiot!

: Damn skippy!

: Shut the hell up!

: I killed Gildess! I'm running the show now!

: THEN ****EN KILL LOCKE YOU STUPID PEICE OF S***!

: Hey! I'm the boss now! I don't have to take this! I say this chapter is over!

: Sabin stupid! Read chapter 4! Back to my home page