Chapter 4
: Last chapter, Celes got
pissed off at Bahamut mainly instead of Locke. Bahamut farted again. And
Sabin killed Gildess and is in charge, or is he????
: Hey locke, come here.
I'm a big cookie....
: Ooo...cookie...C is for
cookie and it's good enough for me, hey!
: IMP!!! IMP!!! IMP!!!
: Tanx! My names Kappa! I switched
places with Locke. All I needed was for someone to Imp him.
: Great...now he's got brain damage. Better
play along. Is locke still somewhere?
: ...Yes.
: What the **** is this? Can anyone kill
Locke?
: He he he...
: *pulls out a giant eraser, and is just
about to erase
when....
*Gildess takes the eraser from
*
: Hey! He's alive! Not fair! Not fair! Not
fair! Not fair!
Gildess: Shut up!
: *disappears*
: ....
: Nobody mess with Gildess,
he's in a bad mood.
: Everyone! Now Umaro can
dance and sing!
: (starts dancing) Eh,
macarena!
: I HATE THAT SONG!
: ULTIMA!
: I'm outta here before I
get hurt. I think I'll go make the chocobos one step closer to extinction.
: Anyone for a ride in
the airship?
: OOHH! ME ME ME ME ME
ME!
: (takes Setzer to a corner
and whispers something to him)
: Okay Locke, let's go!
: (Takes Locke high in
the air, then pushes him off the side and returns to the ground)
: Is he dead?
: Excuse me, Mr. Pushie!
: Damnit! Setzer you SOB!
CAN'T ANYONE KILL LOCKE!?!?!?
: I can! *farrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
: That's it! I'm
getting the **** out of here!
: Will Bahamut kill Locke?
Will Celes get the **** out of here?
: Relm!
: Sorry. Find out
in chapter 5!
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