Chapter 4
 
: Last chapter, Celes got pissed off at Bahamut mainly instead of Locke. Bahamut farted again. And Sabin killed Gildess and is in charge, or is he????
 
: Hey locke, come here. I'm a big cookie....
 
: Ooo...cookie...C is for cookie and it's good enough for me, hey!
 
: IMP!!! IMP!!! IMP!!!
 
 : Tanx! My names Kappa! I switched places with Locke. All I needed was for someone to Imp him.
 
: Great...now he's got brain damage. Better play along. Is locke still somewhere?
 
: ...Yes.
 
: What the **** is this? Can anyone kill Locke?
 
: He he he...
 
: *pulls out a giant eraser, and is just about to erase  when....
 
*Gildess takes the eraser from *
 
: Hey! He's alive! Not fair! Not fair! Not fair! Not fair!
 
Gildess: Shut up!
 
 : *disappears*
 
: ....
 
: Nobody mess with Gildess, he's in a bad mood.
 
: Everyone! Now Umaro can dance and sing!
 
: (starts dancing) Eh, macarena!
 
: I HATE THAT SONG!
 
: ULTIMA!
 
: I'm outta here before I get hurt. I think I'll go make the chocobos one step closer to extinction.
 
: Anyone for a ride in the airship?
 
: OOHH! ME ME ME ME ME ME!
 
: (takes Setzer to a corner and whispers something to him)
 
: Okay Locke, let's go!
 
: (Takes Locke high in the air, then pushes him off the side and returns to the ground)
 
: Is he dead?
 
: Excuse me, Mr. Pushie!
 
: Damnit! Setzer you SOB! CAN'T ANYONE KILL LOCKE!?!?!?
 
: I can!  *farrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
 
: That's it!  I'm getting the **** out of here!
 
: Will Bahamut kill Locke?  Will Celes get the **** out of here?
 
: Relm!
 
: Sorry.  Find out in chapter 5!
 
 
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